“Um… Who’s there?”
Yeah. That was me, on my last date. Before you feel sorry for me
you should know that I was the one telling the jokes. Jokes as in
plural, because I didn’t stop with just one. Of course not.
Hi, I’m Chloe Scott. The most awkward single girl in the city.
But I’m going to get it together. I am.
I’m going to learn how to date like a grown up.
I’m going to have an orgasm not given to myself.
I’m going to fall in love and live happily ever after.
Right after I get out of this interrogation room.
“You can't go when there are so many fucks I haven't given you yet, Chloe. I'd like to give you all the fucks."
"All the fucks?" The tension eases from her body and her eyes flare, but in excitement instead of panic.
"All of them. The bossy fuck." I slip my hand under the hem of her shirt and lift it up and over her head. "The rough fuck." She lifts her hips as I grip the waistband of her leggings and tug. "The shower fuck.” She sucks in a breath at that and swallows. "So many fucks, Chloe." I brush my lips against her ear. "The dirty talk fuck. The ass play fuck," I whisper. "Do you want to miss any of those?"
"No." She shakes her head and flexes her hips against me, already looking to move this forward. "I want all the fucks."
"Good. Then we're on the same page. Take off your bra."
Jana Aston is the New York Times bestselling author of WRONG. She quit her super boring day job to whip up more books and is hoping that was not a stupid idea. In her defense, it was a really boring job.